Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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