420 ftw
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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