google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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