Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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