kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
COCAINE IS GR8
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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