Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.

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(607): View more from New York

Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..

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(914): View more from New York

She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.

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(240): View more from Maryland

I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy

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(517): View more from Michigan

My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough

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(606): View more from Kentucky

If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Shower wine is way better than shower beer.

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