these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist