why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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