Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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