Christians are straight up FREAKS
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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