almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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