i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize
