scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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