its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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