To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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