So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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