i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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