I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sorry about my life...
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.