u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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