quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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