Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
did i just pee glitter
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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