Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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