Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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