Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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