you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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