i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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