that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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