Small penises have feelings too.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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