Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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