I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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