I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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