chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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NoShamevember. You game?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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