My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i came on her dog
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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