gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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