No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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