Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My dick has a subreddit
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Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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