ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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