there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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