dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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