whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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