I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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