i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
don't judge my taste in strippers
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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