I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Found the puke drawer
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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