You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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