I'm eating all of the evidence.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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