You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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