This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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