I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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