the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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