Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize