Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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