Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Damn victory sex feels great
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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