After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She announced her abortion via fbk
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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