You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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