What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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